THE DUELS OF NOFAP: NO PMO TOURNAMENT | OPEN FOR ALL

DAY 5.

I forgot the dude I was dueling, I just remember he had "Troll" in his name....


Anyways, here is a rap

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Yeah, I'm here, and I'm ready.

I'll keep my head up, although its heavy.

Had a dream about a girl named Evy, we were in a Chevy.

Not gonna lie, (beat drop) a true story.

Don't let the duels get gory.

This is our glory.

Price on my head,

I'll collect the bounty instead.

Not all blue, not all red.

I sit on my bed, ---- and I sigh

Sometimes--- I even cry.

If I was a River, I'd be dry.

But, now its my time.

No seed, no slime.

Time to grind.

No cream, that's fine.

Now, I draw a line.

With a symbol of a pine--- tree.

This is my time to be free.

NOW COME AN SEE ME!

FIGHTING LIKE BRUCE-- LEE

CAN'T YOU SEE?



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Thanks for reading, Day 5, checking in.

 

I see you, but some lines are lame,
just like if I rhyme it with fame,
it just basic, and you are going tough and broke at the same time,
stop it, and be a mf dime.
Since now I have tolerated you, like there is space enough,
but I am the only one who is tough.
Hey, I appreciate you and cheer,
but come on peer,
if it is the two of us I cannot stay still,
I got to reply with a kill,
cause Zabuza Momochi means never cut twice,
to beat you, imma do every single sacrifice.

 

Yo, I'm 14 btw, and I'm still killin you at this rap.
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Yo, BeastBoyBalling, your parents are calling.

My flow is so appalling.

No basketball, no hoop, yet I'm still balling.
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I know I ain't perfect in the least.

I'm still all up in your girl's jeans like a crease.

With your long as neck, you look like some geese.

I appreciate your time

go ahead an' "stop it, and be a mf dime."

Like you said, I know you're dead.

And your girl? she's giving me head.

Naw' I'm just playin'

And I'm just sayin'

Don't mess with me or I'll go Super saiyan.


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THAT"S WHAT YA GET, BEASTBOY!
DON'T MESS WITH THE BES'

 

No need to say you 14,
this shit too much teen,
you never had head,
but all of my exes can beat you till you dead.

That is what I am talking about, stay 14 doggy,
don't talk about girls, cause imma do yours doggy
wait you got none,
so do not talk about some ,
imma cut your jugular and eat it like Scooby- doo eat his snacks
facts.
Go to sleep, cause you little, got to be humble,
go watch Tommy and Jerry, before your crumble.
Nothing to prove to you,
probable while you fap, your mommy watching you.
Here is my detection ,
shorty, you cannot sustain an erection...
if you wanna reply just see in my profile what I do to the midsection.

 

That would make you a pedophile.

I'm even more fire, in my Freestyle.

You been fappin' for years, your dick is Immobile.

I'm gonna be livin' that luxury lifestyle.

You're probably gonna be in prison, you fuckin' Juvenile.

Just kidding, all jokes aside.

I'm still a virgin, but atleast I don't hide.
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Tbh, I roasted the fuck out of you on that last rap, and this one too.

 

Do you really believe that shit? I feel like a read some sci-fi comics. You have lost, you go lies and just insults with no content. See I cannot say how hard I am, cause we not only males here, and you distributed some awful porn like triggers. Wtf ? You say I am your nigga, or something. Like the jeans part.. how you are there, when you a virgin. hahaha You cannot do shit to me, while lying like crazy. These people around got to be pissed out of your nonsense. Xaxa. I am just laughing at the stupidity of the content. Thank you though, you are helping me rest while reading for a little bit. Be real and authentic, cause you gonna die virgin, no lifestyle. You really got to respect people like me, and go with something better. Not insults, you showed me too much weaknesses in your mind. But damn it, you probably do not understand the concept of it. What are you doing here? PIED he says. I cannot sleep from adrenaline and testosterone , shorty.

 

Freedom of speech at its best. But if you ever met my eyes, you slave.

 

Lmao, this is NoFap's forum, why are we doing this?

 

You rhyme the word "shit." with the word "comic."

Come on now... you can't even call that rap.

 

Also, I never said I had PIED, I insulted you and said you have PIED.

 

I am bored . Did a lot today and tomorrow will too. You really disappointed me, youngster.

 

You say you have sex, but how can you get a erection?

You got E.D, you've been fappin' for years, go back to your section.

I'm gonna win this rap battle, like a fuckin' election.

Hahahha, you did good bro.

GG.

 

@BeastBoyBalling

I didn't expect to do better than you, but--- I did.

 

I was thinking that at 14 you had never had erection in general. Since you talked so much nonsense. I have fully lost respect for you. I am disappointed, young Simba. At 14 I was getting girls naked and every peer was intimidated by me. You just flushed so much insults on nothing. You cannot open your mouth in front of me, I am sure. And people here trying to find inner peace. They meditating and stuff. And seeing just plain insults with no coverage. You own these people apology.

Your Mufasa.

 

My bad, I was just doing it for fun.

Alright, thanks, I'll talk to Trolimp

 

We owe them an apology, don't act like you didn't do anything.


You're trying to show off "aT fOuRtEeN I wAs GetTinG GiRls NaKeD."

 

Yes, I agree. I was going to say more, but there is no need to do so.