Milhouse Van Houten

Fapstronaut, Male, 33

In using UNIX based operating systems I'm hoping that I will PMO as often as I need to restart my computer. Oct 26, 2019

Milhouse Van Houten was last seen:: Nov 11, 2019

1. Milhouse Van Houten
  Today is one of those days where I'm just basking in my own genius.
  
  Oct 14, 2019
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  2. zoz812
    how you feel ?
    
    Oct 14, 2019
  3. Milhouse Van Houten
    Yeah pretty good. ;)
    
    Oct 14, 2019
    
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2. Milhouse Van Houten
  Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky, scary! Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
  
  Oct 6, 2019
3. Milhouse Van Houten
  Everything's coming up Milhouse!
  
  Oct 6, 2019
4. Milhouse Van Houten
  I can't sleep. I need one of you homies to talk to.
  
  Oct 6, 2019
  1. A41:14A likes this.
  2. A41:14A
    Hey bud.. google search the 4-7-8 breathing technique (for sleep)
    
    Oct 6, 2019
    
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  3. A41:14A
    doesn't have to be 4-7-8.. just do what's comfortable for yourself.. fuck what anyone else says (i'm doing more like 4-4-4..)
    
    Oct 6, 2019
    
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  4. A41:14A
    Just don't hyperventilate yourself to sleep Lol! :D
    
    Oct 6, 2019
    
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5. Milhouse Van Houten
  asf;jbsdgkjbasdg y'know what I mean?
  
  Oct 6, 2019
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  3. Deadpool98
    Morgu dej alfi mon amigo
    
    Oct 6, 2019
  4. Milhouse Van Houten
    Es un robot, robot CUERVO!
    
    Oct 6, 2019
    
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  5. Deadpool98
    Robot tu fus mu con?
    
    Oct 6, 2019
    
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6. Milhouse Van Houten
  Me bored, me want beer.
  
  Oct 1, 2019
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7. Milhouse Van Houten
  Friggin' owch, dawg.
  
  Sep 30, 2019
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8. Milhouse Van Houten
  Everything's coming up Milhouse!
  
  Sep 29, 2019
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9. Roady
  Don't give up buddy. Try to do what you can, we are here to help you.
  
  Feb 25, 2018
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10. Milhouse Van Houten
  covfefe
  
  Feb 20, 2018
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11. Milhouse Van Houten
  I reset last night but I have zero desire to PMO today. Feels good man.
  
  Feb 20, 2018
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12. Milhouse Van Houten
  I can't sleep.
  
  Feb 19, 2018
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13. Milhouse Van Houten
  Stupid relapse.
  
  Feb 19, 2018
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14. Milhouse Van Houten
  Woke up in the middle of the night with killer urges, someone please chat to me to take my mind off it.
  
  Feb 19, 2018
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  2. Deleted Account
    Alright now buddy.
    
    Feb 19, 2018
    
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15. Milhouse Van Houten
  Where all the white women at?
  
  Feb 19, 2018
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16. Milhouse Van Houten
  Who wants to chat?
  
  Feb 19, 2018
  1. Roady and Ray_of_Sunshine like this.
17. Milhouse Van Houten
  I've never had urges this strong, anyone wanna chat to help me keep my mind off it?
  
  Feb 19, 2018
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  2. Ongoingsupport
    Sorry the timing is bad or else I would, trying to stick with my sleep schedule and it's already later for me.. FWIW the strength of it doesn't have to affect whether you act out or whether you go there with your mind
    
    Feb 19, 2018
    
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18. Milhouse Van Houten
  Day six. Woot woot!
  
  Feb 18, 2018
  1. Warrior Within, Deleted Account, Roady and 3 others like this.
  2. Deleted Account
    Nearly a week! Amazing :).
    
    Feb 19, 2018
    
    Roady and Warrior Within like this.
19. Deleted Account
  I didn't know Milhouse was a fapstronaut. How's Bart?
  
  Feb 17, 2018
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20. Milhouse Van Houten
  Man, it's 2am where Iive. I can't sleep so I need someone to chat to.
  
  Feb 16, 2018
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  3. Roady
    God is always listening, so talk to Him if you have nobody to chat with.
    
    Feb 17, 2018
    
    vulture175 and Milhouse Van Houten like this.
  4. Roady
    ASMR is crap. Walk around it, it will make you relapse earlier or later.
    
    Feb 17, 2018
  5. Deleted Account
    Oh im srry.. there is all kinds of asmr, male voice, female voice, tapping sounds etc. only the female voice might be trigger agreed
    
    Feb 17, 2018
    
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