DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. What would happen if a man used 100% of his brain capacity? He would sell his sex doll and spend the money on prostitutes :emoji_laughing:.
     
  2. CodeTalker

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    Back then when I wanted to buy one, my idea was that it could stop me from using porn. But it’s false, right ?
    Even if you have a doll, you still watch porn ?
     
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  3. Finalito

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    I'm sure people are disgusting enough that they would buy a used one.

    However, I suggest abandoning it in a public place (say sitting in a cafe with a glass of wine) and secretly filming what happens :D
     
  4. I laughed so hard at this. You made my day, man.
     
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  5. SuperPowers

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    Okay, source a large box, put it in a box, take it to the tip or anywhere you can dump it. Actually, you should be able to leave it on your lawn and council will take it, you pay rates don't you, oh you're American?

    Or, give her the mafia treatment, cut her up man, use box cutter and put her in a black garbage bag, you know the ones for the bin outside? You gettem from the supermarket, Or wrap her parts in news paper, get rid of that thing, its replacing a real women. Post us just the face.
     
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  6. SuperPowers

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    Yep, they would, there are some sick fucks out there, they'll just clean her out. That thing will sell for sure! OP, just say its unused unless her vag is crusty, lol, clean her out.
     
  7. 100% false xD. I mean, the sex doll is itself a pornographic object.
    Besides, I don't live alone. The doll is not in my living room so I can stare at her boobs whenever I want to. It has often been in the wardrobe for several months in a row, without being used, so in my daily life I would just watch porn and fap like a normal member of society.
     
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  8. SuperPowers

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    Who do you live with?
     
  9. Not what I meant but you could meet a nice girl by enhancing yourself or just positioning your self in a place were women value men a little more than they do in Spain .
     
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  10. With my girlfriend. Just kidding xD. With my parents. I've already talked about that in this thread.
     
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  11. Have you been in Spain?
     
  12. engelman

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    where is the "dislike button"? :D
     
  13. fredisthebes

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    Drive around late at night until you find a skip/dumpster outside a building site or something. Toss the doll, and go home and get on with your life!
     
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  14. you coullllld be the dolls pimp and charge people to use it for like 20 to 30 min lol victimless crime
     
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  15. CodeTalker

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    So that someone else walking peacefully is forever traumatized thinking it’s a dead body.
     
  16. Protagonist

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    I ain't no rocket scientist but I think my man wants to get rid of that shit.
     
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  17. yeah, would be a funny moment though, could you imagine an ad that said "hey do you wanna bang my doll? only $30 for 30 min" that way he could get his money back after like a few pumps lol then get rid of it or melt it into some creepy abomination of rubber and metal
     
  18. Jackb97

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    If you could buy a prostitute I probably would but you can only really rent them. :rolleyes:
     
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  19. fredisthebes

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    Don't wrap it up like a dead body. Just leave it uncovered, people will either know what it is and laugh or assume it is some artist device. It isn't that realistic!
     
  20. Your not going to get your momey back torch it and let it be a lesson
     
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