DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. I don't talk about my personal life in this forum, but don't worry, I earned that money legally.
    And yes, I have the doll at my parents' house. I'm crazy, right xD? I bought a wardrobe with shelves, put some stuff on them, showed it to my parents, and then took the shelves off and put the doll there. The wardrobe has a lock and the key is hidden. I'm crazy, but also cunning.

    I'm not posting pictures of the doll xD.
     
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  2. stdout

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    You can cut it off the skeleton, I've seen someone do it, don't ask me why...
     
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  3. I mean nobody would pay a high price like I did.
     
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  4. I'm not such a psychopath xD.
     
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  5. Well, that's easier to do.
     
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  6. Man, that's my favourite idea! Everyone here is just talking about how to destroy the doll and get it on the garbage, or how to sell it, but you've given me a creative answer, just as I asked.
    It's so brilliant to turn an obstacle into a trophy.
     
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  7. Mistersofty

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    You could try fixing it up with one of your friends. Better yet, set up a dating profile for it.
     
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  8. It would be kind of awkward xD.

    You're not taking my problem seriously :emoji_laughing:. Anyway, I'm not going to lie, I also posted this thread so we can laugh at it.
     
  9. Themadfapper

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    2000$ !!! Isn't it just a mannequin? What could possibly make the doll worth paying that much for it? Seems like they are using a marketing ploy of overcharging and assuming customers will think there is something special about it due to its high price tag. If it made sandwiches then maybe I could see paying that much, lol.

    As for uses for it.
    -You could use it as an extra in a homemade movie.........not a porno, lol
    - Use it as a scarecrow, or maybe it's a scareho?


    Anyways got a laugh from your story.
     
  10. engelman

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    That's strange ... Spaniards usually tend to be either crazy or cunning, but never both ;) ;) (guiño, guiño).

    Now, seriously, I think you should apply some game theory here. For those who don't know:

    "Game theory is the study of the ways in which interacting choices of economic agents produce outcomes with respect to the preferences (or utilities) of those agents, where the outcomes in question might have been intended by none of the agents."

    So, let's say you have 3 options:

    1] keep it: you not only don't win anything but it also puts you in a serious risk of relapsing.
    2] destroy/disable it: you don't get any money out of it but at least you can't use it anymore.
    3] sell it: you can't use it anymore and you get some money.

    You said you were cunning ... you will know what's best for you!

    PS: This post has been through an exhaustive review and does not contain pornography or any of its variants. :) It's 100% family-friendly.
     
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  11. engelman

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    I watched a documentary about the topic and it seems the price sometimes goes up even to more than 6000$.
     
  12. No, it' not. It's made by a sculptor and looks like a real person.

    Actually, I don't think so. My mother owns a hyperrealistic baby doll which is worth $600, so these high prices are not exclusive to the sex industry.
     
  13. CodeTalker

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    Dude few months ago I was seriously thinking buying the same kind of doll. Now I’m so happy that I didn’t because otherwise I would have been in the exact same situation.
     
  14. CodeTalker

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    Silicon based dolls are more expensive. TPE is around 2000$.
     
  15. I love you, man :emoji_laughing:.

    Actually... I don't think so. I haven't talked about this yet, but masturbating with it (I'm not going to call it sex) is actually not that great. The thing looks gorgeous, for sure, but using it is pretty insatisfactory. I think having two hand puts me in a larger risk of relapsing.
    This thread is not about masturbation but about porn. After all, it is like I have a porn actress kidnapped in my parents' house xD.
     
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  16. I'm glad you did xD.
     
  17. SuperPowers

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    Post a picture of it, can we see it?

    I have a solution
     
  18. Are you nuts? Engelman's post just got deleted because he included a link to a sex doll website.
    This is Nofap.com, man.

    Are you going to buy it xD?
     
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  19. Jackb97

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    Turn it into something else like a guitar or a bicycle? Or practice jiu jitsu on it.
     
  20. Just sell it clean it up real good with disinfectant and sell her on Ebay or whatever works best in Spain . Then go go spend the money on something that will get you closer to meeting a real person like purchase some new clothes a gym membership a used Ducati motorcycle a flight to Colombia from Spain.
     

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