My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight NoFap soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army,we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' P addiction . Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the P lessons in humanity. P ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a NoFap-hatin', massmurderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every everyson of a bitch we find wearin' a P uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the directdescendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the PMO,and through our cruelty they willknow who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, anddisfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the PMO won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine thecruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge ofour knives. And the PMO will be sickened by us, and the PMO will talk about us, and the PMO will fear us. And when the PMOcloses their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evilthey have done, it will be with thoughts ofus they are tortured with. Sound good?
Day 70 Went today with my family into a wellness pool. As I was in the sauna, man, this relaxed me VERY WELL. Woah all my negative thoughts were gone. I had only positive thoughts! But at the end the negative thoughts started: What will happen in future? Where can I find the perfect girl? Will I find the perfect girl?... Also after the holidays I must go to school with all those jerks again... Uff that hurts, but then I remember everytime this: `Keep your head up, God gives his hardest battle to the strongest soldiers`
waiting for 3 more days to complete half of my journey...never reached so far so kind of feeling excited & scared with every day successfully passing off...day 42/90
Haha forgot yesterday. Checking in. doing pretty good but that means imma relapse soon. Anyone watching endgame thursday?